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Bullshitter of the year - call for competitors Bullshitter Of The Year Competition!! Saturday, January 24th 10.pm. Spanganga Gallery, 3376 19th St. @ Mission 10$ Watch the world's top bullshitters talk their way out of insane situations, sell ice cubes to eskimo's, and battle each other face to face for cash and glory!!! Bullshitting isn't necessarily lying; it's spit shining the positive and ignoring the negative. It should really be called doing God's work. Just bullshittin' ya. - Mark Twain For more info call (415) 225-4550 10 P.M. Round 1 begins 12 competitors approach the hot seat one by one and in 30 seconds tell an instance in the past where they spun brilliant bullshit and gained glory. Then they are placed in situations and given five seconds to think about it and 15 seconds to talk their way out. .For instance You've been elected mayor of the city and your new staff sits before you waiting for leadership. You have no idea what your doing. What do you say? The premises will be known in advance but sponteneity will certainly be an element 6 competitors are eliminated by a 1 to 5 point scoring by your host Justin Scales and his 4 panel judges who will also pose some of the situations. Two wild cards from the loser pile will be sent out on street missions with a witness and a sausage to convince a vegetarian restaurant to chop up a sausage in a dish so your spouse won't suspect your back on the meat. Or something of that nature. 10: 45 P.M. The 6 remaining will deliver a one minute essay on why society would breakdown without bullshitting (relationships, bosses, police) Then be posed more situations. 11:10 P.M. Down two three. Plus the wild card is four. Each will be given an ice cube and an eskimo will walk into the center of them and each will have 15 seconds each too sell their ice cube to him then another 15 second round. Then each contestant will be given another ? 11:40 P.M. The remaining two have to out-bullshit the master for the trophy and a cash prize. Winner taker all! ----> Contact Info <---------------------------------------------------- Justin Scales jcscales@yahoo.com 415 225 4550